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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Can’t take the pace, eh? That’s teach you to impersonate someone less awe-inspiring next time.
BANTO: Awe inspiring? In that coat? Have you looked in the mirror recently? Come to think of it, I shouldn’t think you do much else!
DOCTOR: I intend to rise above your barbs. But before I do, I’d like to say this coat can only be appreciated by someone with a sharpened aesthetic sense! Not a dunderhead like you!
BANTO: Sharpened aesthetic sense? Sharpened by what? A dose of mind-altering drugs?!
DOCTOR: I warn you! A verbal duel with me, as you should remember, if you used the smallest fraction of your cerebral cortex, can only end in ignominy for you!
BANTO: Igno-what? Talking to you is like arguing with a thesaurus!
— The One Doctor
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